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Wanted: Dead or at least seriously injured

A ruthless Icelandic criminal was discovered by tram inspection officers yesterday in one of Melbourne's many trams. The dodgy man in his twenties, suspected of poisoning possoms earlier that evening in Carlton gardens was as without cooperation as he was without a tram ticket. A serious offence against the government the two officials confronted the perpetrator. Speaking in a weird dialect he was presumed to be on drugs or at least violently drunk. The officials reported later that they had been terrified as the man uttered strange rolling "r's". "He just kept repeating "Eg er islanskor rikisborrgarri". It was horrible." -one of the inspector was quoted as saying after the confrontation with this notorious rolling-r spitting maniac. The official is now under intensive care, likely to be suffering from post-traumatic rolling-r's stress disorder. The Icelander was later apprehended and fined. The possums are now recovering from what seems to have been poisonous noodles.
                        
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